"Once I had a Jack 'N Coke with a little lime in it,
and it was floating,
that's good news man because next time I'm in a boat,
and it capsizes,
I will reach for a lime!
I'll be water skiing without a life preserver,
and people will be like 'what the hell!',
and I will pull out a lime!
and a lemon!
I am saved by the bouancy of citrus!" -Mitch Hedberg
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