Fake Friends, and Real Friends.
Fake Friends: Never ask for food.
Real Friends: Are the reason you have no food.
Fake Friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
Real Friends: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn we ******** up. But that s**t was fun!"
Fake Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
Real Friends: Keep your s**t so long they forget its yours.
Fake Friends: Know a few things about you.
Real Friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
Fake Friends: Are for a while.
Real Friends: Are for life.
Fake Friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
Real Friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."
Fake Friends: Will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you.
Real Friends: Will knock them the ******** out.
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Be polite and courteous to people's faces, but mean and nasty behind their back.