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Yaageryanker tale DO NOT SEND BACK OR THE SENDER WILL DIE!

so there was a man named Albert Farragut Yaageryanker who lived in switzerland.
he was cheating on his wife.
when his wife found out she went on a rampage.
she killed 22 people in her village of 44
Albert got word and hid.
she found him and promised not to harm him by hand.
his wife Petunia Dunbarrow Yaageryanker killed him by putting Arsenic into his green tea.
she couldnt afford to pay for the crime so she fled to America.
she made a house in Arkansas with traps everywhere so the cops (and ..as she believed...ghosts) out of her home.
the next day she went to use the restroom and fell out of her house through the door that lead outside.
she fell 3 stories down and died
when they buried her, her sister Dlorius Munges Nimph was there and she lit a rose on fire and put it in Petunias grave.
Dlorius then muttered the words "In life their is murder, in death is hell" then she slowly walked off and traveled to her cottage in Switzerland.

jade from Grade school called to see how petunia was doing.
the next night she died saying the words "yaageryanker got my soul! yaageryanker got my soul!"

over the next hour you must send this message to those you are friends with or else you will be killed by the spirit of Petunia Dunbarrow Yaageryanker.

0sent and you will die

1sent and you will live

2and you will get a good husband in your future who you wont kill

3+ and you will live a long life and be married to the man of your dreams...and get a good job