I'm now stuck in Maine for two weeks and completely separated from my friends.
i have no way of seeing my incredibly hot girlfriend. But, on the good side,(yes theres a good side) IGET TO SLEEP IN MY OWN ROOM!!!!!!!APART FROM MY LITTLE BROTHER!!!!!!!YAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!*ahem* now on to the joke,
DAD: son, if you keep mastubating you'll go blind......
SON: Dad, i'm over here........
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things you could learn from my mistakes, or just some helpful advice.
When I ask you a question, what do you think?
do you think about the question? or do you think about me? or do you simply blow me off and pretend i never asled you anything? I wouldnt blame you if you did. thats what most people do...
do you think about the question? or do you think about me? or do you simply blow me off and pretend i never asled you anything? I wouldnt blame you if you did. thats what most people do...
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I can think of plenty of ways to kill this joke.