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Meh silly pirate jokes!!! pirate pirate pirate (and yes, Most of the words are misspelled)

1: So I heard about that new pirate movie, its rated "ARRRRR!!!!!"
2:Why are pirates so awsome? They just "ARRRRRRR!!!"
3:What is a pirate's favorite insturment? A "guitAARRRRRR!!!!!"
4:Why did Davey Jones get out of gym class? They kept finding dead bodies in his locker!!!!!!!!
5:So a guy sees a dead pirate on the side of the road, and he exclaims, "That pirate got hit by a cAAAARRR!!!!!!"
6:Whats a pirate's favorite country? AAARRRRRgentina!
7:Whats a pirates favorite animal? An AAAAARRRRdvark
8:Whats every pirate's happy place? A bARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
9:Whats a pirate's favorite cola? AAAAARRRRR-c cola!
10 razz irates are decent golfers, because they always hit pAAAARRRRR!!!!!
11:What is a pirate's favorite form of transportation?.......A boat! (haha! GOTACHA!)
12:What is a pirate's favorite sport? AAAARRRRchery!!!
13:Whats a pirates favorite hobby? gAAARRRRdening!!
14:Where do pirates stab their opponets? In the hAAAARRRRt!
15:What are pirates very passonite about? (besides their booty) Their AAAAARRRt!!
16:Why are pirates mistaken for rappers? Bescause they often say "Scurvy Dawg"
17 razz irate hats come in only one size, which size is it? lAAAARRRRge!
18:What do pirates like to draw with? mAAAARRRRkers!
19:What is a pirate's favorite food? pancakes! (yum!)
20:What kind of ship do pirates like to raid most? A shipping bAAAARRRRge!!!!
21:What is a pirate's favorite treat? lAAAARRRd!

There is more to come when I have the time!!!! enjoy!!!!
pirate pirate pirate