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Nocturnal Weapon sits at her computer chair.

She hears a clutter on her roof. Sweat drips down her forehead and her heart stops.

COULD IT BE???? Our dear knife man is on my ROOF??? No kidding!!!

Runs around the house trying to shut all the blinds. She gets to the back door.

THE BLINDS WON'T BUDGE.

She panics as she pulls and pulls and pulls!

" why oh why oh why oh why ...oh shlitnic!"
She notices a shadow drop down from her roof into her backyard. She backs away. She listens for her dogs...silence....

" Why aren't they up!! they need to bite off his balls so hell go away!"

Before she could run around the house screaming, he bursts through the window. Within seconds, he is in her face. Of course, she can't see him cuz he has a mask.

He pins her against the wall. Her life flashes before her eyes.

Still no sign of the dogs.

At that moment, he pulls of the mask.

NW stares in shock.

" LOUIE VON HELSON!!????"

" I've been looking for you."

*blushes*

" but...you're supposed to be on gaia?"

*blink*

Then comes the part where NW turns around and pins Louie against the wall.

" No honey, I've been looking for you!"

Makes out with him ferociously.

Then another man with a knife rushes in.

" Hey, don't you know who I am? I'm the jugganaut b***h!"

" Mother ********!" NW says as she steals Louies Rapier.

" Eat this!" thrusts rapier at the jugganaut.

" but I'm the jugganaut b***h!!!!" *dies*

Continues to make out with Louie...

I guess this is the part where some naughty s**t happens.

Dammit! Why! I told myself to leave louie out of it. Well, i had to get it out of mysystem before I write th real one.