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Have you ever had a Manwich?

You know....a sandwich but not just ANY old sandwich a MANLY SANDWICH 3nodding

Spam. Have you ever had spam before?
I've never had spam before in my life. neutral

A spam sandwich is a sandwich full of spam in it....
It may also have other things in it too but mostly it is full of spam. T . T

AND so a SPAMMED MANWICH is a Manly sandwich stuffed full to the brim with spam.

Yes. That is what it is.

The reason for sharing this with myself or any other person [God forbid] reading this journal is because....
At one time in my life during the third grade our class was eating inside the classroom instead of in the cafeteria.....

Well....anyway....I had already eaten my lunch but...school lunch is disgusting as you know so I had not eaten much of it....
And my teacher.... [which happened to be a guy]

Was eating a spammed manwich and said....

"Hey. Do you want some of my sandwich?"

And I was like.... *twitch twitch* = . =

I was thinking....HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL NOOOOO because first off

You're my teacher.....ew...disgusting... =_____=
You're a GUY teacher.....even more disgusting.... -______-
AND WHAT ABOUT GERMS?
I mean....Did he even stop to THINK about that one AT ALL??!! scream scream

It also had SPAM....which I had never had before in my life....
And I was NOT about to try it now and realize it tastes disgusting when my very OWN teacher offers me his sandwich....

So I was seriously thinking at the highest and loudest your own mind can possibly think....

HELL NO I DO NOT WANT ANY OF YOUR DAMNED SPAMMED MANWICH!!!!

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