[killswitch engage] we're gonna turn all you emo's into tampons!!
[joey (from kill your ex)] ...we're from sweden.[mom] well i only like rock bands from finland.[joey] ok, we're from oregon. we just act like we're foreign so we can get people to buy our cds.[me] well, it fooled me.
[me] mom, did you see that guy that walked into the RJA booth and he had no shirt on?[mom] no, why?[me] i think that was joey (the bassist) from rja.[mom] really? how do you know it was him?[me] well, he usually doesn't wear shirts outside wink
(at the red jumpsuit apparatus autograph tent)
[mom] here sign my arm, i'll get it tatooed.[jon] no!![mom] i'm just kidding.[jon] oh, ok then.
[ronnie] i like your shirt ;][me](looks down and notices that im wearing a red jumpsuit apparatus shirt) oh. thanks!
[elias] hey. [me](freaking out) hi...![mom] you're her favorite.[elias] oh really? cool. (signs my shirt and picture with a heart and ''xoxo'')[me]thanks! (in my head) YAYY!!
^^that one was really funny.
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