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I just got back from Lizzy's party! Had a gread time jumping on the tramp and playing Wii!

Apparently (due to a fortune-telling game . . . kinda like the forest story?) I'm going to marry Isley and Rifel will be my future kid. The first is good with me (since Isley is so freakin awesome, and since I'm Priscilla anyway, so its just like in the actual story) but . . . the Rifel parttis a bit strange XDD

I got an email from my friend Via! It had a funny thing for a church skit!

Sam I Am


(Nephi)

Of goodly parents I was born;

I've never drunk, I've never sworn.

This is Lehi, he's my dad.

Lamen, Lemuel, they are bad.

And who is this? Why, this is Sam.



(Sam)

Yes, this is Sam; Sam I am.



(Lamen)

That Sam I am, that Sam I am,

I do not like that Sam I am.



(Sam)
In a tent my father dwelt,

(Lamen)
And it's so hot I think I'll melt.

(Lemuel)
Our father's brain is out of whack,

(Lamen)
Yeah, it's too hot; I'm going back.

(Lehi)
Then go and get the plates my dear.

(Lamen)
On second thought I'm staying here.

(Nephi)
You said you'd leave and go away,

Now all you want to do is stay?

(Lamen)
That Nephi always gets his way.

(Lemuel)
Here we are in this wet cave.

(Sam)
We'd not be here if you'd behave.

(Nephi)
I will go and I will do;

There's the angel that's my cue.

Laban's had too much to drink,

Now he'll lose his head I think.

(Nephi)
Look what I found,

A Brother from the quorum,

(Sam)
We'll take him home,

We'll call him Zoram.

(Lamen)
Our gold and silver we have spent,

I do not like it in this tent.

(Lemuel)
I cannot read the Liahona;

I must've had too much corona.

(Lamen)
We hate it here we have no lives.

(Lehi)
Then go back to the city and get some wives.

(Lehi)
A tree, a tree, I see a tree!

The fruit is white, the fruit is free!
A floating building could it be?

Why do they laugh and stare at me?
Lamen, Lemuel come and see!

(Lamen)
We will not eat your precious fruit,

(Lemuel)
We will not wear a tie and suit,

(Lamen)
We will not help you build your boat,

(Lemuel)
We do not think that it will float.

(Lamen)
No not this boat,

It will not float,

Not even in a shallow moat.
We do not care what Nephi wrote.

(Lemuel)
We will not eat your fruit I say,

(Lamen)
We will not eat it on a tray,

(Lemuel)
We will not eat it in a tent,

Evan if your clothes you rent.

(Lamen)
We'd rather have a can of spam;
We will not eat it Sam I am!

(Sam)
You do not like it, so you say,

Try it, try it, and you may,
Try it and you may I say.

(Lamen)
Sam, if you will let us be,

We will try it, you will see

(Lemuel)
Say, we like this fruit of life,

Sorry that we caused such strife.
You've saved us from an awful jam

Thank you, thank you, Sam I am