SOMEONE WOKE ME UP THIS MORNING.
Alright. I was sleeping, like I rarely ever do nowadays. Then I hear some noise outside my bedroom door. It's my parents talking. I couldn't really make out what they were saying at first, but I heard from my dad "Well, it might be a dead animal, or maybe a broken pipe. But it smells terrible...actually, it smells like blood."
"Blood?" My mom asks. "Oh god. TRIFORCE-KUN!!!!!" (of course, she said my real name...)
She grabbed my doorknob and tried to open the oor, but I had it locked for this very reason. If she had walked in, I would have grabbed the nearest thing (the kunai that I sleep with under my pillow or the vase on my nightstand) and thrown it at her. I wanted to do it anyways.
"Shh, don't wake her up!" My dad said.
"WHAT THE ********?! YOU'RE ALREADY SO ******** LOUD! WHY THE ******** DO YOU HAVE TO ******** WAKE ME UP?!"
I could hear her and my dad moving away from my door. I reach to grab the vase, but leave it. They come back a minute later.
"WHAT THE ******** IS YOUR ******** PROBLEM?! WELL?!"
My mom says "What's wrong with you?"
"YOU ******** WOKE ME UP! YOU'RE WHAT'S ******** WRONG! NOW I WON'T ******** BE ABLE TO SLEEP! GET THE ******** AWAY FROM MY ******** DOOR! AND SHUT THE ******** UP!"
I was wide awake, and PIIIIIIIIIIISSED.
Of course, I ended up back asleep eventually. That's best for my mom's sake.
I'm not talking to her later. And if she wants to talk, I'm just going to snap at her. You wake me up, and you don't get nice treatment. I'm STILL pissed at my brother for what happened in the beginning of summer.
Don't wake me up. I don't care who you are. I will yell. I will curse.
Well, with the exception of my friends really. I just pick up the phone all tired-like, and they get the point and let me sleep.
But, ya know...lesson is, don't wake up Tri.
UPDATE!
Blah. I'm ******** pissed right now. And my mom is being a stupid b***h like always.
Well, ******** YOU, YOU STUPID WHORE. IT'S YOUR FAULT I CANNOT FUNCTION IN THE WORLD OUTSIDE MY ******** BEDROOM. YOU NEVER TAUGHT ME ANYTHING.
And I couldn't get Kage his DS today. Stupid ******** machine out of order again....I'm stuck with $98.64 of COINS! In bills, it's $106. I'm about $50 short of my goal.
And I'm still ******** pissed. My mom should die. She is a total idiot, and I've always ******** HATED HER.
UPDATE!
Shangri-La`
OK guys. I've missed out on a load of stories because I can't be bothered to read them. This is because your grammar is crap, your spelling is crap and your using of paragraphs is crap.
Everytime you go onto a slightly different subject, or want to say something in a little more detail in the next few sentences, make a new paragraph. I will shank you if you don't.
Remember, places and names have capital letters at the start. The Ghost was called Jane and she lived in Sheffield. When you are refering to yourself as I, that is also a capital letter.
At the end of each sentence you put a full stop. If you were speaking the sentence out loud, and paused at a particular place, you put a comma there to show this.
And remember, wall of text is over five paragraphs long.
End of lesson.
Triforce-Kun
Are you complaining about the way I write? Well, I'm sorry if it bothers you. that is my style. The way I break things up adds to the feel of it. I see nothing wrong with my writing.
Besides, none of us were born to please you.
Besides, none of us were born to please you.
So, who can say "ownage" ?
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