me: *looks around... steels cheese and wine from your fridge... runs away...* muhahahaha
The General: eeeeeeek! someone's tampered with my fridge! all the magnets are rearranged in cryptic patterns .... *sobs* ... i wanted a cheese sandwich ... *wails* ... now the aliens are coming to suck my buttons off with a straw ... *places hand on forehead dramatically* ... woe! oh, woe
luna: GAH! It's the cheese & wine pirate! HIDE THE CHEESE!!! DRINK ALL THE WINE!!!!
me: muhahahahahahahhahaha
*looks around...steels more cheese and wine from secret hiding spot...laughs evily*
muhahahahahahhaha
luna: Cheese pirate! Don't make me go all ninja on you...
me surprised h yeah ninja of the lunar eclipse! i shall take you down in!...
*wispers*
a cheese eating contest!
*crowd gasps*
you'll never make it past the limburger! MUHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
first is sharp cedder! *cheese pirate swalows whole*
*ninja cews with care...*
*does this with swiss, goat, parmision, pepper jack and many others*
finaly the limbuger cheese! wat are u going to do ninja of the eclipse???
*crowd gasps*
luna: Pssshhawww... my nose is all stuffy today! Besides I have this cool ninja mask over my nose, I can not smell the pungent odor of the Limburger cheese.
*takes a bite and gasps*
You.... poisoned... the... cheeeeezzzzzzzeeeee.... *falls over dead*
me: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHa
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