All right, since I am now officially fed up with the media and our dimwitted Presidential wannabes I have decided that we should choose our next President on reality TV. Everyone knows more people would vote that way. I mean who would argue against this? By putting our Presidential wannabes through difficult task we can determine if they are ready to be the next President.
In order to be part of this wonderful competition you must be over 35, have good charisma, and look mildly attractive. Experience in politics is not necessary.
Having the mafia behind you and graduating from an Ivy League school would be considered a negative. (We don't want that s**t anymore)
The tryouts for this wonderful experience could consist of what you consider are a marvelous asset of you being the next President. Writing your own speeches, thinking for yourself, beating a chimp in an IQ test are just some ideas. You can also sing or dance.
Competition will consist of giving great speeches off the top of your head, handling emergency situations, resisting your coworkers sexual advances, proving that you are hard working and ambitious..
Judging will be done by a jerk, some sexy Latin guy, and a big-breasted blonde, but who cares what they have to say it's up to you, AMERICA to decide our next U.S. President!
(Many will enter one douche will win.)
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