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May 20, 2005.
I am born in Gaia to a life of poverty. Or rather, I started poor and got poorer. But, I got some awesome pants. They've got blue fire on them.
They are now the only pants I have. RANDOM CONSUMER NINJA! ninja
Whee! Emoticons are fun! I sold my pants for 12 whole gold. I am poor. Not like that Gambino guy, with his motherlovin' ISLAND and his tower. Which he stands at the top of, laughing madly whilst I run about this adorable new world in my underpants because I forgot to get dressed. I had an interesting time naming myself. I tried "Alex", it was taken. I tried "Zephyr", it was taken. I tried "Neoptolemus" AND IT WAS TAKEN! Sheesh! I'm going to find those guys and shake my fist at them. Vigorously. Oh, never such a vigorous fist shaking will again be seen in Gaia. Yea, verily. The elders will tell the children stories about my fist shaking for eons. sweatdrop Em, yeah. SO, I grabbed my book of Mythological stuff and idly flipped around it. WOOT. I found "Icelos", son of Hypnos, God of Sleep. The book says he changed into a different animal every night. 'Kay. I'm gonna shut my chewhole now. 3nodding Emoticons! WHEEEEEEEEEEEE! Oh, yeah. SILENCE.