1. You see an exceptionally pale person on the street and immediately think and/or scream, “VAMPIRE! VAMPIRE!!!!”
2. You run up to said pale person and beg them to bite you.
3. You want to move to Forks, Washington.(You'll deal with lots of rain)
4. If you don’t think you can stand the rain in Forks, Washington, you want to move to Alaska and look for the Denali. (Then you'll deal with snow)
5. Your family took a vacation in Italy and you searched high and low for anyone with vampire capabilites…
6. …you even tried to make yourself bleed so any Volturi would hunt you down and make you a vampire.
7. You want to name your son Edward/Emmett/Jasper/Carlisle/Charlie and your daughter Bella/Alice/Rosalie/Esme/Renee
8. You immediately despise anyone named Jacob
9. You look around excitedly whenever you hear someone call, “Edward!”
10. You’re spending less time in the sun to make yourself pale…
11. …and you’re even using a lighter coverup to make your skin even lighter.
12. You believe you can smell someone’s blood who is sitting next to you…
13. …Or weirder, someone sitting across the room.
14. You tell your crush that his blood is calling to you
15. You trip and injure yourself and your excuse for not remembering the last few days is because you believe you’ve undergone a vampire transformation
16. You are suddenly listening to fifties music and think the sixties and seventies music sucks, but feel the eighties were ‘bearable’
17. You hunt down Stephenie Meyer to hone your tracking abilities
18. You’re kissing your boyfriend when suddenly you stop and tell him you have to stop because he’s putting himself in danger by continuing to kiss you
19. You all of a sudden go hiking frequently, looking for vampires and werewolves and, of course, Edward’s meadow
20. On your 18th birthday, you ask for no presents and fight back tears all day
21. You want your first house to be in the middle of nowhere…..
22. ……and you plan to take out several walls to make one, big, open room.
23. You want to go play baseball in the rain for two reasons: One, the Cullens do it, so why not? And two: MAYBE JAMES/VICTORIA/LAURENT WILL BE NEARBY AND WANT TO COME PLAY AND COINCEDENTALLY DECIDE THAT YOU SMELL TOO GOOD TO LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Shizuka467 · Wed Aug 29, 2007 @ 02:25am · 0 Comments |
