WHY DID GOD CREATE MOMS ?
These are 7 year olds that gave the answers.
Why did God create Moms?
1. Because only they know where the scotch tape is.
2.Most of all to clean the house.
3.To help us get out when we are born.
How did God make Moms ?
1. With dirt, like us.
2. With magic, and super powers and a lot of shaking.
3.The same as me but with bigger pieces.
What ingredients are Moms made with?
1. With clouds and angel hair and everything that is good on earth and a little bit of bad.
2.With mens bones and a little bit of cord, I think.
Why did God give you your Mom, and not another Mom?
1.Because we are from the same family.
2. Because God knew she loved me better than all the other Moms.
What kind of a little girl was your Mom?
1. My Mom was always my Mom, and she never was anything else.
2. I don't know I wasn't there, but I think she was bossy!!
3. They said she was mostly good.
What should your Mom have known about your Dad before marrying him?
1. His family name.
2. She should have known about his past. If he was a bandit or if he got drunk on beer?
3. If he earned at least $800 a year? If he knew how to say no to drugs?
Why did your Mom marry your Dad?
1. My Dad made the best spagetti in the world and my Mom eats a lot.
2.She was too old to do anything else with him.
3. My Grandma said she didn't think about it long enough.
Who is the Boss at your house?
1. My Mom doesn't want to be the Boss, but she doesn't have any other choice, because my Dad is stupid.
2. My Mom. She is the one who does the inspections of our rooms and sees everything.
3. I suppose it's my Mom, because she does more work than my Dad.
What's the difference between a Mom and a Dad?
1. Mom works at the office and works at home, Dad only works at the office.
2. A Mom knows how to talk to a teacher without scaring him, but not Dads.
3. Dads are the biggest and the strongest, but Moms have bigger powers, because they are the ones that decide if you can sleep at a friends house.
4. Moms perform magic, they make you feel better even without taking medicine, Dads need pills.
What does your Mom do in her spare time?
1. Moms don't have spare time. (Kids are so smart)
2. My Mom pays bills all day on her day off.
What does it take to make your Mom perfect?
1. On her inside, she is already perfect. On the outside she would need an operation. (Omg that one made me laugh lol)
2.A diet and she would have to dye her hair blue.
If you could change one thing on your Mom, what would it be?
1. She always wants me to clean my room, I would stop that.
2. I'd make her more intelligent. That way she would know that it isn't me but my sister who does the bad things.
3. I'd want her to get rid of the invisible eyes in the back of her head. lol
Have a great day !!!
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