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"It seemed like a good idea at the time."
"It just says 'electric fence' to scare off burglars, don't worry."
"Hey, you guys wanna hear a black joke?"
"I can see my house from here!"
"Don't worry, I'm wearing my +10 boots of dodging!"
"You can never have too much of a good thing, and trust me, explosives are good things."
"He's all bark and no bite."
"Your mom!"
"I'm ninety-nine percent sure..."
"Same to you!"
"Unhand that purse, you fiend!"
"You want me to what?"
"Get a haircut."
"Get a job."
"Get a life."
"Wait a minute, this isn't a parachute!"
"Wait a minute, this isn't an air tank!"
"Wait a minute, this isn't the brake pedal!"
"Wait a minute, that's not a log!"
"Wait a minute, that's not a dolphin!"
"Wait a minute, that's not a grass snake!"
"Wait a minute, that's not a daddy long legs!"
"Wait a minute, that's not a bottle of pirate syrup!"
"Bet you five bucks I can make it."
"You've been punk'd!"
"Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me."