quotes that i like or think that it's funny
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
Never think about the mistakes you made. Think about the mistakes you will make.
Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
Half the people you know are below average.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I intend to live forever -- so far, so good.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
The only reason I am always listening to music is to drownd out the sound of your voice!
Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.
Constipated People Don't Give A crap.
I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else
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