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so today i was skiing
i was enjoying the view
so i wasnt looking where i was going
i skiied off of a cliff exclaim
and landed on some telephone wires
unfortunatly my skis were metal
so i got shocked gonk
a lot
and burned to a crisp
eventually i fell off
and went falling through the air
until a BBQ broke my fall burning_eyes
i got treated like a hamburger
so i got burned even more
eventually i jumped off
(thank goodness)
but i jumped into a saber toothed tigers mouth domokun
he swallowed me
but i didnt taste very good since i was burnt
so he spit me out in a lake
but my skiis weighed me down scream
so i couldnt get out
so i waited for the water to freeze
for
a
long
time
eventually it froze
so i broke myself out
and skiied across the frozen lake
i was so glad to be alive
so i wasnt paying attention to where i was going
so i skiied off a cliff exclaim