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So apparently, I'm not a virgin like I thought I was. I wish someone'd told me earlier. It might have helped avoid the death threats. For those of you just joining me, I got a phone call from Wendy telling me about the "Kara Kaminski" girl who I'd apparently met at Sainte Anne's, who, after some fact checking, wasn't technicly there, and who I'd apperently slept with. So I guess I'm not a virgin. Anyhow, I'm told she has plans to get back at me. Very strange, but I'll live. If I'm attacked, I will fight to maim. If not I will continue to live my life as I do. Sounds fun, doesn't it? I think it got to Wendy more than it did me. What makes me wonder is that they called her, not me. Also I got a call from "Laura" who's apparently in my english class asking for the homework. I stayed home... sick, if you will, today. I was just too damn tired. But happy tired. They Sox are in the fall classic. And who am I to complain. I spent most of the day sleeping. And I played video games. Go me. That's about life. Anyhow, I'll be sure to write about it if I get attacked. But don't worry bout me. I'll be fine. You might have some concern for whoever will be attacking me. But I'd recomend against it. I don't plan to kill. Just to mangle. I don't care if she has a knife, I'll be fine. Thanks James for teaching me about that. Props go to him, Kim, and Crystal for that sort of thing. And of course my mates in the New Ronin Association. And Mr. Tcham, our adviser and instructer in Shoto-Kan Karate. Yeah, the only thing that concerns me is if she gets a gun. But I've got plenty practice of disarming those. And if all else fails, I have this killer stratigy I call "Getting the ******** out of there"