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The Ten Commandments of General Discussion:

I. Thou shall not post stupid bullshit in thy forum.
Crap like "GTFO", "FAIL", and "STFU" are prohibited, along with using "lol" in the beginning, the end, and/or the middle of your sentence. Speaking on the behalf of the GD is also prohibited. Never imply that you are speaking on the behalf of an entire forum. You look like a dipshit.

II. Thou shall either read the first post or shut the ******** up.
s**t like "TL;DR", despite popular belief, is NOT funny much like Carlos Mencia and Family Guy. It only wastes both the posters and the readers time.

III. Honor thy regs and experienced members.
Even if someone from 2003 was banned and they are on an account made a week ago, don't act haughty or superior, especially if they are known by people who are more respected or liked than you. Unless you can argue or talk back to them without being a dumb s**t, do not click the "quote" button.

IV. Remember to keep holy the "report" button.
Use the "report" feature whenever you see stupid s**t like spam. By not reporting a dumb c**t spamming monorails or whatever, you are part of the problem.

V. Thou shall not format thy post with tekFormat.
The tekFormat s**t makes your post a ******** eyesore to read. If we cannot find your message within .5 seconds of seeing your post, get rid of that s**t. Even if we can find it, get rid of it. It's ugly.

VI. Thou shall not post or give someone thy n***s.
Nobody wants to see your erected phallus or your hairy c**t. Even if it's through PM, don't do it. People can track down uploaded images and they can get leaked.

VII. Thou shall not make posts replicating thy gimmick persona.
I do not want to see some idiot with a name like "GIR THE DOG ROBOT LOL TACOS" with an avatar poorly replicating GIR going around posting stupid s**t like "LET'S GO TO MY ROOM PIG". We don't want that crap so make posts stating your own opinions rather than imitating someone or something.

VIII. Thou shall not make begging threads in the forum which is used to discuss general topics.
Take you "giv me gwee plz *shitty domo-kun emote*" to the forum where it belongs.

IX. Thou shall not try to sell thy bullshit in the forum which is used to discuss general topics.
We also don't like "im sllng gwee 573K buy plz lol *shitty domo-kun emote*."

X. Thou shall not namedrop thy regulars or members.
Stupid crap like "SLA HAS A p***s AND A v****a AND I HAVE PICS" is moronic and a waste of everyones time since only10% of those threads result in funny drama. Unless you can spark an argument with a thread called "QUASAR IS THE ONLY GOOD GDER LEFT YOU CUNTS" don't bother. However, in general, still don't bother because I ******** hate namedrop threads especially if I'm the one being name-dropped.

XI. Night time is the right time!
Most activity should take place between 6:00PM GST and 12:00AM GST.