We are "cop rock" we are screech,
We are z. cavaricci,
We are laser removed,
Tasmanian Devil tattoos.

We are third string we are puck,
We are special people's club,
We are the half shirts with,
Irreverent spring break top ten lists,

We are munsoned we are squat,
We are flashing twelve o'clock,
We are spread out butt cheeks,
Pulled apart so just the air leaks.

We are "Ishtar" we are Tab,
We are no right turn on red,
We are the moustaches,
The Beatles grew when they dropped acid.

You are the heart dotting "i",
In the word "apologize",
Scribbled drunk on a postcard,
Sent from somewhere volcanoes are.
I am the heart with no name,
Airbrushed on the license plate,
Of a Subaru that was,
Registered in Pennsylvania.

We are Zima we are barf,
We are cinderblock yard art,
We are Baldwin brothers,
Not the good one but the others.

We are Amway we are shemp,
We are Sir David of Brent,
We are the queef after,
A porn star breaks the gang bang record.

You are the heart dotting "i",
In the word "apologize",
Scribbled drunk on a postcard,
Sent from somewhere volcanoes are.
I am the heart with no name,
Airbrushed on the license plate,
Of a Subaru that was,
Registered in Pennsylvania.

Do you even know what a Wawa is?
No.
Do you even know what a Wawa is?
Do you even know what a Wawa is?
No.
Do you even know what a Wawa is?

I'm in a state of P ********' A