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Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destany
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Old Godzilla was hopping around

Tokyo City like a big playground

When suddenly, Batman burst from the shade

And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade

Godzilla got pissed and began to attack

But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq

Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu

When Aaron Carter came out of the blue

And he started to beat up Shaquille O'Neal

Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile

But before he could make it back to the Batcave

Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave

And took an AK-47 from under his hat

And blew away Batman with a rat-a-tat-tat

But he ran out of bullets

And he ran away

Because Optimus Prime came to save the day

This is the ultimate showdown

Of ultimate destany

Good guys, bad guys, and explosions

As far as the eye can see

And only one will survive

I wonder who it will be

This is the ultimate showdown

Of ultimate destany

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime

Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime

And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track

But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back

And Batman was injured and trying to get steady

When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete

But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped

Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind

And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find

'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed

And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist

Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault

While Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault

Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air

Then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare

This is the ultimate showdown

Of ultimate destany

Good guys, bad guys, and explostions

As far as the eye can see

And only one will survive

I wonder who it will be

This is the ultimate showdown

Angels sang out

In immaculate chorus

Down from the heavens

Descended Chuck Norris

Who delivered a kick

Which could shatter bones

Into the crotch

Of Indiana Jones

Who fell over on the ground

Writhing in pain

As Batman changed back

Into Bruce Wyane

But Chuck saw through

His clever disguise

And he crushed Batman's head

In between his thighs

Then Gandolf the Grey

And Gandolf the White

And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight

And Benito Mussolini

And the Blue Meanie

And Cowboy Curtis

And Jambi the Genie

Robocop, The Terminater

Captain Kirk and Darth Vader

Lo Pan, Superman

Every single Power Ranger

Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan

Spock, The Rock

Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan

All came out of nowhere lightning fast

And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy a**

It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw

With civilians looking on in total awe

The fight raged on for a century

Many lives were claimed but eventually

The champion stood

The rest saw their better

Mr. Rodgers in a blood stained sweater

This is the ultimate showdown

Of ultimate destany

Good guys, bad guys and explosions

As far as the eye can see

And only one will surrvive

I wonder who it will be

This is the ultimate showdown

(This is the ultimate showdown)

This is the ultimate showdown

(This is the ultimate showdown)

This is the ultimate showdown

Of ultimate destany.






User Comments: [1]
Shingami Hiroshi
Community Member





Mon Dec 24, 2007 @ 08:31pm


HAHAHA THAT IS SO COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^ ^


User Comments: [1]
 
 
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