And now, I bring you a brief dialogue.
"Gentlemen, we have mastered travel by sea on a ship, and by air on a balloon... and I have invented the next great method of travel."
"Time travel?" "Deep sea exploration?" "Horseless carriages?"
"What? NO! Time travel is impossible, deep sea pressure will kill a man, and how in blazes would a horseless carriage move?"
"I don't know, it could use some sort of engine, or--"
"You don't get to talk anymore!"
I'd assume he invented some sort of teleportation, at this point. I don't know. Don't care, either, I'm going fishing.
(I certainly hope you got the H.G. Wells and Jules Verne references in there.)
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