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1. LEAVE FOR WORK EARLY

2. GO TO SUBWAY TO PICK UP A BREAKFAST SUB

3. NO GRAPEFRUIT JUICE, OK I'LL TAKE AN ORANGE JUICE

4. GET TO MY OFFICE

5. START THE COMPUTER

6. EAT MY SUB.. OH!! TWIST OFF THE ORANGE JUICE CAP

7. CHECK MY INTERNAL EMAILS.. DARN THAT SUB IS GOOD

8. CONNECT TO 360

9. TAKE MY BOTTLE OF ORANGE JUICE AND I SHAKE IT

10. JUICE GOES FLYING ALL OVER BAPTIZING MYSELF AND THE KEYBOARD.. OH!!! YES YOU READ RIGHT, REMEMBER NUMÉRO SIX, CAP WAS LOOSENED OFF THE TOP OF THE BOTTLE..

GEEZ ONLY I CAN DO THINGS LIKE THIS, WHAT A DORK AKA p***s WHALE... *GIGGLES* *I'M A DORK, KISS ME*

KEYBOARD IS SHOT TO HELL NOW LMAO, THANK GOD I HAD A SPARE ONE SITTING BEHIND MY COMPUTER DESK. NO MATTER HOW MUCH I CLEAN IT'S STILL STICKY... AND OH!! DAMN BEING STICKY IS ONE OF MY WORST PET PEEVE...

HERE I AM SITTING ALONE IN MY OFFICE LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF. MY HAIR IS FULL OF DRIED ORANGE JUICE.. ACCENTUATING THE CURLS.. GRRRRR, I JUST WENT IN THE KITCHEN TO A SOAPY WASH CLOTHE.

NOW HERE I AM SINGING *OH!!! WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING, OH!!!! WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY.. AND I'VE GOT A WONDERFUL FEELING EVERYTHINGS GOING MY WAY*.. NOT...

THE SCENT OF THE DAY.. EAU D'ORANGE...

GEL OF THE DAY.. STICKY ORANGE

KNOCK, KNOCK

WHO'S THERE..

ORANGE

ORANGE WHO

ORANGE YOU GLAD IT'S NOT YOU.. razz .... blaugh blaugh blaugh