They say that elephants never forget
But I've got a story for you
I'm an elephant with Alzheimer's,
And I love it here at the zoo!
I don't remember my life in Africa,
Yes, it's sad, but it's true.
But they feed me constantly, as far as I know,
So I love it here at the zoo!
They say I can be a bit dangerous
As I forget you as soon as I see you,
I'm never aware, but why should I care?
I love it here at the zoo!
I don't understand the people in PeTA
And I wish ALF would go away, too.
I've got what I need, so they can leave
I love it here at the zoo!
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