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"...The moblin's not even a man. Its a pig. Maggie's going to have little pig babies with it. And because its a moblin, they'll have beast secks and make half piggy babies which are going to look all piggy because she looks like a pig anyway.
And then they'll go cannibal and eat her and then they'll eat Mo and then they'll eat each other until there's only one left. And that one will go out into the world and join Gannon's army. Then when he grows up into a big piggy spearsman, he's going to guard something of Gannon's, because Gannon will have come into power again.
And then a little boy wearing green will pop up with a bright, shiny sword and kill him and nobody will remember them ever again. He will be dead and he won't have any siblings to pay for his funeral. Or parents to mourn his death. Because he would have eaten them all.
That way, he will die friendless and alone.
And since Gannon has thousands of moblins at his disposal, he's not going to really care that a half moblin that looked like a full moblin died protecting him. It happens every 100 years. Why should he care anymore?

The end..."

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On Deviantart, Indigo and I got into a conversation about the rich ugly girl in Windwaker named Maggie. At the beginning of her story, I was like, "EW PIGGY BEBEHS!"
And then...as I read on and on...
It depressed me.
It really did.
Long story short, this is definintely one of the greatest moments.