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Alright, so Kai, Asian, and Cody slept over last night. Asian and I beat Silent Hill 2 for the third time (I've seen it beaten three times though) and in the ending James' wife Mary reads this really long letter she wrote.

AND IT NEVER ******** ENDS.

So, I started mocking by saying a few "And James..."

Want a list? Here.

It started with...

"and James, I don't know when to shut up, so I'm gonna keep going. Did you know my favorite color is pink? And...[I forgot what I said here] and I always have these kinky sexual fantasies James, but you're never in them. Johnny Depp is in them. [only actor I can name. I don't know any others.]."

And I kept adding more and more...

"and James...I masturbated with your toothbrush"
"and James...You know how you're missing half your p***s? Yeah, that was my fault."
"And James...When we were in middle school, I stole your boxers and put them in a shrine."
"and James...I want to have your babies. BUT WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE, JAMES?! Am I not pretty enough? Are my boobs not big enough?"
"And James...my boobs are fake. I'm actually a man who got a sex change."
"And James...one night when you were sleeping, I raped you with a strap-on."
"And James...once while you were asleep, I put you in a dress and took pictures and sold them on the internet."
"And James...I tattooed a p***s on your a** while you were asleep. There's one on the back of your neck too."
"And James...I have ADD. and AIDS."

I have TOO MANY MORE. I can't even REMEMBER all of them.

but it was ******** hilarious.

Super Mario Countdown!: TOMORROW! blaugh