things that sound dirty at christmas but aren't
Did you get anything under the tree?
I think your balls are hanging too low.
Santa, your sack is really bulging!
Did u get a piece of the fruitcake?
I love licking the end till its's really sharp and pointy.
Daddy stuffed my stocking.
I've got somthing you can hang a wreath on.
Can I top off your nog?
Can I intertest you in some dark meat?
From here you can't tell if they're artificial or real.
Well, if you can't get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.
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Love is an Illusion -Morgan Webb.
Love is like a bird, when you least expect it, it craps in your face.
Wars teach us not to love our enemies, but to hate our allies
Love is like a bird, when you least expect it, it craps in your face.
Wars teach us not to love our enemies, but to hate our allies