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Ah yes....the memories. -sigh-
I know I havent posted in my journal in FOREVER. Sorry. xD
I have been watching Nick and CN alot lately, wondering WTF happened to all my favorite shows that deserve the title as best shows of all time. What happened Nick?! Where is my Hey Arnold! or my Rocket Power? or my Jimmy Neutron?!
Instead, you give us this Tak shitter and Back at the Barnyard? WTF NICK?! WHAT THE ******** NICK?! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?!
Not only is Tak a bad show, but the game its based on is horrible! I mean seriously, I am sure the creators of the Wiggles could s**t out a better platformer than that garbage!
Oh wait, they made another Tak game? And they are making another?! D:
What the [********]
Dont even get me started on Back at the Barnyard. Remember the movie its based on? You dont? Well me neither. Thats because it was SO ******** STUPID!
Although it made over 100 million, it had a budget of 51 million. Meaning they made just about as much making it as they did releasing it. Who the ******** spends 51 million on a ******** animated movie about MALE cows revolting against farmers? Im pretty sure it has been done before. In fact, I even made a game with the same plot type when I was like, what 8? Thats pretty pathetic Viacom (owners of Nick).
But about the male cows. COWS ARE FEMALES DUMBASS! Go watch the movie, or buy the dvd, or illegally get it or something. Just about every cow in that movie is a DUDE! THE COW HAS A p***s! This makes no sense AT ALL!
Bulls are male cows, and I dont believe there is a single one in the movie. If they did have one, it probably would have been a girl. Because the people at nick are so shithead they cant distinguish a stick with balls at the bottom from a worm hole.
Although Nick and CN is total fail, they have some pretty good cartoons right now:
Good Nick Shows:
iCarly
Avatar
Spongebob
Timmy Turner
Zoey 101
Unfabulous
Ned's Declassified
Drake and Josh
Good CN Shows:
Naruto
Ben 10
Foster's Home
Out of Jimmy's Head
Chowder
Code Lyoko
Camp Lazlo
Gym Partner is a Monkey
But thats not enough Nick and CN, to make up for these bullshitter cartoons that you still s**t out of your greedy asses. It makes your eyes bleed.
You want to know what shows didn't make us hate ourselves?
Hey Arnold!....!!!! I declare this show the best cartoon ever created. You can try to argue, but theres just.....nothing you can use against the show. I am dead serious. I would love to just go up to the creator of Hey Arnold and shake his hand and give him 1 mill or somethin. Hes awesome for making the series that I still wish I could be watching as we speak. All these things like, Arnold's last name, the Helga x Arnold releationship, EVERYTHING to close up the Arnold series, was going to be put in the 2nd movie nicknamed "The Jungle Movie". Unfortunatly, the bullshitters at Nick canceled it because the first movie didn't do so well.
Rocket Power. YOU ******** SHOOBIE! OMG UR TOTALLY NARLY! THAT TRICK WAS FLIPPIN CRAZY YO! Ya. That show was amazing. What other show actually makes fun of slang, yet creates its own, and pwn all other shows that use slang on a daily basis. 'Nuff said b***h.
Jimmy Neutron. You started as a kickass movie that mades tons of money that you could stack the money up farther than the size of Jimmy's head. The movie was brill. Totally mint. Oh yeah, eat that rocket power! I just used BRITISH SLANG! MINT BITCHES! Okay anyways. The show was funny, awesome, amazing, brilliant, and etc. It was so great, that my Uncle James, the ultimate anti-anime/cartoon/etc. everything I like besides computers actually would sit down and watch it.
Dexter's Laboratory: The 2nd greatest cartoon of all time. I cannot express how much fun I had watching this cartoon. I remember me and my friend Asad (who threw up chicken xDDDD, long catholic school story lol) would always talk about it and draw random scribbles and call it Dexter's next invention. : D The cartoon was funny, it was in fact HILAROUS, and it was the only cartoon brave enough to show a nude child's a** every few episodes. If that doesn't trigger ***** I dont know what would.
Powerfull Girls: Not just for boys. This cartoon was awesome. I remember my younger days huming the theme song while doing stuff like 1 + 1 and other crap. ;P The show is awesome, its basically 3 girls made from cooking ingredients and some random chemical that just happens to be in toilet water (if you watched the show as much as i did, you know what I am talking about) beating the s**t out of just about anything that moves. I mean SERIOUSLY! What other show can you find a monkey with a giant brain, a gay Satan named "Him", a banjo playing monster...thing...that throws meat at you and goes crazy and usually is taking a bath whenever the girls storm into his cabin, etc etc etc.
So lets just take a moment to....recognize these amazing cartoons in their glory days, and s**t in the faces of the newer awful cartoons, and hope they regurgitate it on a certain s**t eating then puking then drinking it porno shock site which I can't name without getting banned for it.....
-sigh-
Ah yes. Rest in peace.
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