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The Telekinetic Spork's Apocalyptic Writings
Orphan Qoutes.

I'm bored so in memory of my first little orphan, Truffles, I shall be posting funny things my orphans say.

Damp Dan :

I don't really feel like existing today, but I might change my mind later on.

Damp Dan :

I have a bunch of imaginary friends, but I don't think any of them like you, sorry.

Buttercup :

When it comes to orphanages, this place is like the Costco of air born respiratory diseases.

Oliver :

I almost went crazy in the orphange, luckily I had my magical unicorn friend to help me through it.

Timson :

I wonder how much I could get by selling my foot online.

Pickles :

*cough* *cough* My lungs hurt... like when Mr. Raccoon set that trash can on fire.

Pickles :

You should see Mr. Raccoon's human tooth collection. It's very impressive.

Faustus :

I just love all the other orphans. Sure, sometimes the bigger kids beat me senseless just to steal and eat the lint from my pockets, but I can tell that, deep in their hearts, they mean well.

Female Bruce :

They don't feed us very well at the orphanage... *twitch* THAT'S WHY I BITE BITE BITE!

OrphanFemale Bruce :

TOYS! GRAH! *twitch* Santa's been lazy this year *twitch* LAY OFF THE COOKIES FAT MAN!

Miasma :

One time, Mr. Raccoon and Mr. Skunk cornered me and stole my shoes.






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The Sharpie Prototype
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commentCommented on: Fri Jan 04, 2008 @ 01:40am
That's special.


commentCommented on: Fri Jan 04, 2008 @ 07:57pm
it IS special amy. and i miss my orphan.



Snickering Snark
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