rofl hehehe im already laughing! just read this!!!!!
OK wat im about to tell u is 100% true so read carefully!
Today..... some days before Christmas....yah. my family was planing all the cooking and the cleaning for THE day. i was washing da dishes and my mum(dont ask about da spelling... and yes i did meant to spell it dat way)-and my stepfather were arguing about something...... then my brother was gone for an hour or so.... as i said i was washing da dishes.... then out of a sudden my bro appeared behind me holding a pork's a**!!!!!(it was the half of its body...only the part from his stomach and below...with legs and all) I SCREAMED LIKE THE WHOLE WORLD WAS GONNA GO DOWN ON ME!!! scream I cursed and ran screaming s**t so the whole neighborhood heard me!!!(I thought it was gangsta!) everyone was laughing and i almost died of being scared....
Some hours later my mum bought the same pork over to the kitchen again..... i wasnt scared... But then i felt guilty after i saw it was turned behind his behind showing its a** in a huge container... then my brother ( 9 years old)- came and was looking at it...it was hilarius cuz he stared at it for 45 minutes and went laughing hysterically!!! rofl then out of curiosity he stuck his finger UP HIS a**!!! xd then another finger and another till he had the whole hand!!!!!! It was hilarious!!! i coulnt stop laughing rofl OMG! wait there is more! because i was so enthused and crazily out of my mind I STUCK A SPOON IN ITS a** TOO!!! scream I knew it was some kind of abuse but wat could i do... after all it was dead meat. and i do take "PLAYING WITH FOOD" a challenge.
so there we were(me and my lil bro.) we decided not to tell anyone but we spent the whole day laughing about it..... IT WAS THE SHITSNITT. NOTE TO SELF: EVERYONE, AND I DO MEAN EVERYONE FROM THE FAMILY-WILL BE EATING DAT s**t!!!!!!!!!! DONT EVEN TOUCH IT!!!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!!
 21LV3Rgirl · Sun Dec 23, 2007 @ 03:15am · 4 Comments |
