Vaati: You've finally come, boy.
Link: What have you done with the Princess?!
Zelda: Hi Hun (refering to Vaati)
Link: ZELDA!?!?!?! Why are YOU with HIM?!?!
Zelda: Well, the whole ZeLink thing was getting kind of stale so I decided to go with someone else.
Zelda: Plus, he's a good kisser.
Link: *under breath* Ugh. You just had to say that didn't you...
Zelda: And besides, arn't you gay with Dark Link?
Vaati: Yeah Link. Arn't you gay with Dark Link?
Link: Um.........It's just a rumor that fangirls made.... ._.;;
Dark Link: Hey did someone call me, dear?
Link: NO SLAVE! GO BACK TO YOUR CAGE!!
