once upon a time, in a far away land that was once magically beautiful has been ruined by people abusing it's natural beauty for their homes and movies. This land was called Hollywood, where all the big a** movie stars came to shoot all their movies and some even lived there! They all had bad voices and talkents, but Hollywood had a secret magic that only the ancient race of filmmakers knew how to use. It was called digital editing. This magical magic was used on all the movies, so all the movie stars wouldn't sound so horrible. But there was one boy, the boy who went by the name of Jesse McCartney. Now Jesse was your average, spoiled rotten little a*****e child star. But he had a deep dark secret that everyone knew. He had the gayest voice in all the land. When the magical filmmakers tried to digitally edit his voice, they DIED! Following after the fall of the Hollywood society. The end.
[NOTICE!! I might make more like this about stars I hate so STAY YOUR ******** ASSES TUNED OR I WILL ******** KILL YOU!!!!!!.......jk I'll kill you no matter what! blaugh ]
 dementedchokolatechef- · Sat Dec 29, 2007 @ 12:35am · 1 Comments |
