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the diary of a child Dear diary: today I visited New York. It sure was a great place. There were guys that were covered in fur like tigers and had large canes. He had shiny teeth and I think mommy called him a pip or somthing. There also loud bangs but daddy says they were only fireworks, Funny its not even 4th of july yet. Also late tonight Mommy thought daddy went to a "Oar house" I guess he wanted to learn how to row, silly daddy.

Posted by: rakdosleader Wed Jan 02, 2008 @ 06:04am

jfk was never shot, i just caught the bullet with my teeth and his head exploded from amazment

it looks,feels and tastes like beef, but if i say its chicken, its ******** chicken

i only use one chopstick

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Commented on: Sat Jan 05, 2008 @ 11:19pm


	omg thats funny.

Commented on: Wed Jul 30, 2008 @ 05:22am


	The fireworks make perfect sense. You posted January first. Hello, new years! Did the pip have poles for arms? Did his cane grow larger with the touch of a button? Where there animals on his arms? You don't learn how to row at an Oar house! No silly. You learn how to make oars. LOL

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