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Aerith: Where the Hell did you take Axel on his last day of training?
Zexion: Look, we found some drugs. It could have been crystal meth, maybe it was heroine. It might have been crack, I don't know.
Soviet midgets may or may not have been involved. Sora may have done some lines of crack off a puppy, but I'm not sure.
Sora: Don't look at me, I blacked out after we shoved that hooker in the freezer.
-Ansem Retort #125


....Yeah. That quote pretty much sums up what happened last night. More or less. No drugs were involved. Just a loooooooot of sugar. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOT of it. Prepare for a looooooooooooooooong entry. Stop reading now if you want to keep your brain cells in the positives. Seriously. Stop reading right now if you want to pass midterms like I do.

Before I talk about last night, you might wanna here what happened in gym. Nothing big, nothing long. Just hella funny. So, our friend Steven is asking me if I would make out with Julie for money. I'm like, "HELL YES. IT'S JULIE. AND MONEY." And I tell him Julie would contemplate it as well. I think he may actually pay us $50 each to make out. *Snort* I'd do it. Julie says she's thinking about it. (Which is prolly a yes, considering she needs money to go see a concert.) Yeah, that's about it.
Ok, so it started last night when Julie called me to tell me we weren't going to see Sweeney Todd last night. (We're going to see it tonight instead...) Anyway, she told me we were going to the mall instead with Becca, Katie and Izzy. That convo over the phone took probably about an hour. <.<
So, I'm expecting Julie to pick me up and I'm watching subbed episodes of Detective Conan on the interwebs (I'm a mystery junkie xD) and waiting for her. About 15 or so minutes later, she's calling my cell asking where my house is (Although she already knows). I'm like, "Dude. *Censors address*. You've been there before." And I hear something along the lines of "s**t. I think we just stopped by your house. But I was too afraid to go up to the door and knock and see if it was your house."
I'm like, "-_- MY GOD. I thought I heard some one pull into my driveway."
And she's like, "If you heard, why didn't you come outside!"
"Cuz I didn't know it was you! YOU DIDN'T CALL."
So there I am, standing outside, shoe-less, talking on my cell (No reception inside the house. Dx).
And then Julie says, "I saw a Christmas Tree at your house so I thought there's no way that's Jess' house!"
Now, in my house, I don't have a Christmas Tree. We call it a New Years tree. >.> (Ya can call s**t gold, but that doesn't make it anything but s**t.) And my "New year's Tree" is right next to the computer desk downstairs...which is where I was sitting. So, she saw the tree, and not me. MORON.
Anyway, we stop by Izzy's house to pick her up too. (Gotta love car-pooling) and DAAAAAAMN is her house huge. BIG MAN, VERY BIG. (sorry, Izzy. Had ta say it. It's true anyway.) And ever since that whole eighth grade boys fiasco, Julie and Becca have been bugging me about it, so Julie told me to ask Izzy when she opened the door if she was in Eighth grade. I got as far as "Hello sir and or madam-*Gigglesnort*" Before I started cracking up. So Julie finished for me with "Are you in eighth grade?"
Izzy said no and slammed the door on us. ;_;
It took her another 3 or so minutes before she came out of her house. Through the back oor. We were by the front door. And I was ringing her door bell. About 6 times. In a row. Then we ran off to the car. I think I pissed someone off, maybe. >.>
We met up wiht Becca some where and went to a barber place to get Julie's hair cut. It took a while, but it was really nice. Anyway, me, Izzy, and Becca were there waiting with Julie until Becca and Izzy ran off somewhere. Leaving me alone. With Julie. Oh man. I feel bad for the hair dresser, having to deal with me and Julie. I made fun of Julie a lot. Did you know she looks REEEALLY ASIAN with her hair pulled all the way back? Well, she does. And I got pictures. But I'm not showing them because Julie bribed me with $10 not to show anyone. >D I actually took her money. YAY MONEYS. Anyway, Katy came around to the hair place, Becca and Izzy joined soon too. Then Becca left. She was doing random s**t. No cue what. Me, Izzy, and Katy all got pics of Julie looking stupid with her hair. Then after we left the hair place, I made fun of her in front of some of her other friends. *Snort* I just happened to mention the pics I got. Of course, I didn't show any of 'em, but I did enjoy mentioning it. Yes, I am that horrible.
What did we do after that...Oh yea. We had pizza. I got a bigger piece of pizza then Julie. I say it was because my knockers are bigger than hers. ROFL. Could be true. It was, like, the size of two pizzas. Ok, two small pizzas. But still. I got a laugh out of it. I think she hit me. I can't remember. We went into Claire's then, but didn't buy anything.
Then we did some boring s**t I don't feel like mentioning and went into Border's. For a loooooong time. I picked out a Yaoi manga (Of course), a mystery novel by one of my fave authors, and a story about 3 gay boys in high school ("Rainbow Boys" wink which I heard about over the internet last week. I still have about $30 left over... Which I'm saving for next week. I have stuff I need to buy next month. AND YES, IT IS MORE MANGA. AND NO, IT'S NOT YAOI. GASPETH. NOT EVEN ONE OF THE FOUR MANGAS I NEED TO BUY ARE YAOI. *Apocalypse*
Then Becca and Katy left, and me, Izzy, and Julie were making plans to:
A. Go to Izzy's and rent a movie. or
B. Go to the theater and see Juno.
But Izzy's dad said no about going to her place. Dun remember why. So, we stayed at the Border's cafe (Because the Borders was, like, the only place open till 11pm.) and I ordered an iced coffee. Which was, literally, iced coffee. None of that good stuff you can get at Gloria Jean's or Starbucks. Just plain ole coffee and ice. I poured, like, lotsa milk in it and grabbed a load of sugar packets to make it less bitter. Then, Julie decided to break Izzy's family's record of most sugar packets swallowed straight. She beat 10 by having about 12. But I kinda beat that by opening about 14 packets into my coffee. I'm not sure how much I had. I lost count after 6, I think. Then I blew bubbles in my coffee. *Snort* I drank it ALL. Even though it was DISGUSTING, I drank it ALL. I wasn't gonna waste $2. Betch, please.
Julie's dad said we couldn't see Juno because he didn't feel like dropping us off at the movies. So instead, we went to Julie's and watched Accepted. We had chips and yummy Asian snacks. In her basement. After Accepted, it was, like, 1:30am. My mom called my cell and was like "BLAHBLAHBLAH WTF. WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MINDS IS GONNA DRIVE YOU HOME SO LATE BLAH BLAH BLAH." So I gave the phone to Izzy, whose dad was driving me and her home. Anyway, while we waited for Izzy's dad, we watched Twilight Zone. OOOoooOOooooOOOoooh. It was funny as hell. Animations from then were fairly shitty and it made me giggle. Anyway, I ended up getting home at around 3 am. MY MOM WAS PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSED. My dad doesn't exactly know what time I got home, cuz my mom kinda fudged the truth to him. (THANK GOD. He'd flip.) I didn't go to sleep until around 3:40. I only just woke up at 12. ROFL.
YAMI OUT.