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No, seriously, I did. This morning. In the shower. while I was washing my hair.

Well, for some reason, I thought back to trying to explain some innuendos to a friend, and then ended up writing erotica in my head. (I'm a writer...but wtfonta?!). and then, I suddenly stopped at the thought of someone as illiterate as say, one of my classmates, trying to read erotica.

I stopped with the scrubbing my scalp and stood there, and thought.

"I think I have just discovered the reason for porn."

rofl

No, but it makes sense!! I mean, c'mon. Sure, it'll get some people off...but it doesn't do crap for ME. Give me something written and Ill be squirming around all flustered. It's like "porn is for the illiterate and lazy."

(Not entirely, but you know.)

You guys are probably like "WHUT"

rofl

I know. Some revelation, huh? But tell me that I'm wrong. I mean, seriously. IT MAKES SENSE.

...To some degree.

Well, I'll leave you here to contemplate that, and to wonder why I was writing erotic works in my head while showering.

(Cuz I'm Tri. Duh.)

SEX!

*Flees*