Cloud: All right, Squall, what did you want? I'm missing Scrubs. That John McGinley slays me.
Squall: .....Rinoa ran off with Irvine.
Cloud: Well, that’s two people off your Christmas list.
Squall: You think that this is a joke.
Cloud: Yeah, pretty much.
Squall: Also, Christmas has been over for a long time.
Cloud: Yeah, but I'm timeless.
Demyx: Time he's waiting in the wings. He speaks of-
Cloud: Yeah yeah. Beat it, kid.
Demyx: I'm just doing my job...
Cloud: Not interested.
Demyx: Aw, come on-
Cloud: Don't care.
Squall: I just can't believe she left me.
Cloud: Oh, it couldn't have been your shows of affection. Come on, you spend half of your time putting her down, and the other half pushing her away from you. What do you expect?
Squall: It's just....when she said "I hate you"....I thought that there was real affection there.
Cloud: Listen, the reason Tifa and I get along so well is.......................
Squall: Well? Why is it?
Cloud: I'm not too sure. We just seem to click perfectly.
Axel: Perhaps I might enlighten the young lover boy?
Cloud: When did you get here?
Axel: I'm sorta like the Janitor from Scrubs. I appear at moments when it would make people uncomfortable.
Squall: Wait, you don’t have an in-game girlfriend.
Axel: There’s a relationship hinted at between me and Larxene in Chain of Memories.
Squall: I don’t remember that.
Cloud: That’s because you’re an idiot.
Squall: No, I’m a moron.
Axel: A little redundant telling us what we already know.
Squall: So what can you tell me about women?
Axel: All right, here goes. There are only two ways to deal with women, and no one knows either of them.
Cloud: Very true.
Axel: Whatever you do, don’t watch the movie Juno with your girl. That screwed everything up between Kairi and me.
Squall: What?
Axel: When a woman wants you to do something like put on a leather costume with a ball gag and crawl around on your hands and knees, you’re in for a wild night.
Cloud: I still don’t believe that you slept with Larxene in any form.
Axel: And once again, I remind you that I did no sleeping.
Squall: Axel, did you ever find the perfect girl?
Axel: No, but it's a lot of fun hunting.
Sephiroth: Ah, love - the delusion that one woman differs from another.
Axel: Whoa, you’re like the Janitor from Scrubs
