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Short and to the point title.

I got No More heroes yesterday, and it's even more on crack than I imagined.

One of the assisns (a "boss" os sorts" wink is called Destroyman. He shoots bullets fromm his nipples and lazers from his crotch.

(There was a reason this game is rated M.)

When you kill an enemy, they spray out a shower of blood and coins.

You have a Beam Katana. It runs on batteries. To recharge, hit 1 on the Wiimote and shake it. Travis, when recharging the Beam Katana...looks like he's masturbating. Effing hilarious.

It's just a really fun. DUDE! Travis rents porn at a nearby video store, and they called and left him this message that went:

"This is Diane from Beef Head video, and I'm calling to tell you that the tape you returned the other day isn't one of our. there was no label on it, but it appears to be a recording of a guy humping a pillow. Anyways...the movie you should have returned is "Ways To Please A Woman In Bed 101 Part 1. Have a nice day."

Laughed so effing hard.

I'm in love with this game. It is a piece of ART. I highly recommend it...to those of you who can get their hands on an M-rated title. I suggest you pick it up and play it. It's fun, and just plain weird. On crack. CRACKY GAME.

...I forgot what else I was gonna write about.