A young couple wanted to join the church, the pastor told them, "We have a > special requirement for new member couples. You must abstain from sex for > one whole month."
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> The couple agreed, but after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the Church. > When the Pastor ushered them into his office, the wife was crying and the > husband was obviously very depressed.
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> "You are back so soon... Is there a problem?", the pastor inquired.
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> "We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain from > sex for the required month." the young man replied sadly.
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> The pastor asked him what happened.
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> "Well, the first week was difficult... However, we managed to abstain > through sheer willpower."
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> "The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed to > abstain."
> "However, the third week was unbearable. We tried cold showers, prayer, > reading from the Bible...anything to keep our minds off carnal thoughts."
> "One afternoon my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it. When > she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and I just had my > way with her right then and there. It was lustful, loud, passionate sex. > It lasted for over an hour and when we were done, we were both drenched in > sweat", admitted the man, shamefacedly.
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> The pastor lowered his head and said sternly, "You understand this means > you will not be welcome in our church."
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> "We know", said the young man, hanging his head. "We're not welcome at > Lowe's either."
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