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Now I know you're all wondering how the chess game actually went.
Well it was a rivetting match, if I do say so myself. Right down to the bishop, rook and king (mine) against about 10 pieces of the other player.

Due to stupid moves, I lost the rook and the bishop, but managed to hold my own for a good 20 other moves.

Which reminds me of this checkers game I played against one girl I really didn't like.
All I did, for a good 50 moves, was move one piece forward, move the same piece back, move the same piece forward, move the same piece back.

"STOP IT!!!111" says the girl.
"Are you not satisfied with my playing strategy?" said the young female genius (Thats me.)

Forward, back, forward, back.

"STOP IT GRRR!!" says the girl
"Don't rush me." said the young female genius. (Thats me.)

So that went on and on until she quit the game.
"I win!" said the young female genius. (Thats me.)


Actually I don't really know how the whole thing went.
I do know she got really pissed though, whether she quit or not is unknown.
Even if I had lost, I would have claimed to have won to piss her off.

Sometimes that happens.
I re-tell stories and sometimes I think I only remember them how I -wanted- to remember them (Aka with more drama)
Does that make me a liar?
Don't make me whip out my psychology books and feel guilty, I have no control over my mind.

Did I mention I am indeed russian, and not german?
Well that'll come in a new journal entry.
Tra la la.

"You know I don't speak bovine!"