Just like my Dedicated Donators list, my Written Shiz is getting to be too large for my profile... So I'll post 'em here and link to this from my profile...
Poem from PenisPenisPenisDuck: "SEX WIF BATTRY IF U HAVE ME I WILL LET YOU WEE ON MY KNEE I ONLY HOPE I CAN PAY THE FEE"
Poem from Headstone Romance "Hey there, Holly. Recognize me? I’m that boy with binoculars sitting in your tree. I followed you home every day after school, until you moved somewhere new, b***h—that just wasn’t cool. Maybe you saw me one too many times, or maybe you recognized my breathing at the end of the line. Maybe you realized something amiss, when saw on your mirror a perfect lipstick kiss. You wondered, ‘Who could have done this’, and reasoned your mother, or maybe your sister, or even a brother. But no, it was me, and it always will be. Until I can have you wrapped up under my tree. You’d think this was romantic, but I don’t see a way. Just because we’re both far too gay. But keep it in the back of your heart and your mind, some day, Holly, you WILL be mine."
Poem from The Tragic Loli: "OMG IT'S HOLLY! AND I BE LOLI! Sexs with batteries is teh sex She rapes each spec like heck It's a scary sight To watch such a fright How a 17 named Holly Sexes those Batteries The audience must have been very chatty When they laid eyes on this event. Oh utterly discussing it must have bent. For that girls intent. To be so hell bent ON RAPIN DEM BATTERIES. Sex with Batteries"
Poem from Earth Shattering Orgasm: "If you want to talk to her don't make a scene or. Don't try hitting on her if you have a pen0r. She's the one that can be seen in your drawers. With all your batteries in her vagin0r."
Poem from Romula Atomica: "Sex With Batteries will blow your mind. She's raping the batteries that you'll never find. She's smart, classy, and doesn't have AIDS. No matter how much you pray, she won't get you laid.
She's Sex With Batteries.
I hope you have Energizers, but Duracell will work too. If you're lucky she might come visit you. If she beats the s**t out of you don't take it as unkind. Sex With Batteries will blow your mind."
Rap from [Spazztast!k]: "Psh, you be da shizzle in da fizzle dizzle bo bizzle fee fi fo fizzle SHIZZLE
No you're cooler than cool, you're WICKED COOL LIKE THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST WEARING A LEATHER VEST WITH A SLYTHERIN CREST UPON HER BREAST"
Rap from The Emperor Of Chaos: "Sex with Batteries Raping Batteries Is How She Roll’s She’s Epic Win So Don’t Be Stealing Her Roll The Day That You Steal Her Role… …Is Also the Day That She Slam’s Your Face Into A Pole You Cannot Stop Sex with Batteries Because She’s Epic Win Raping Batteries Is How Sex with Batteries Roll’s She’ll Be Rolling She’ll Be Slamming Your Face Into A Pole… …For Stealing Her Rolling To Try and Rid of Sex with Batteries… Would Be No Use… Because Sex with Batteries Is Epic Win She’ll Continue To Have Sex with Batteries"
Song from Grapest: She spread her wings and she learned how to fly. The GD all missed her, so like noobs, we cried. We took a risk, she took the chance, made the change And broke away, Out of the darkness and into the sun, We sacrifices batteries, and hope the one we loved, took the risk, took the chance, made the change, And came back today.
She spread her wings, and she came back, hooray, We still were crying, because... well we ARE the GD. She took the risk, took the chance, made the change And raped awaayyy... Out of the junk drawer and into our rooms, She loved us so much she raped us too, She took the risk, took the chance, made the change In the end, we loved it..."
Song from iGodzilla "It's time for Sex With Batteries Her username contains one "B" She posts on the GD She's way cooler than me She's Sex With Batteries!"
Anthem from adaliapeace: "O say can you see By the dawn's early light Millions of people Still logged on at this hour Who brought pot and child porn? To the GD this night Who shall we thank for this Lasting string of mudkipz pics And the Japanese school girls The flames all gathering here Gave proof through the night Sex with Batteries is still there O say does that awesome GD prommie yet stay With the crowds of furfags And the floods of anime"
Ode from Vedika: "i find your existence to be more brilliant than that of a thousand angels.
your profile to be worthy of gods and there brilliance.
your face to be more beautiful than Aphrodite and her many bijou.
your words to be more inspiring than Martin Luther King Jr, fighting for equivalence.
i bow down before such awesomeness with no regrets, only the enlightened feeling of amazement, for i am in the presence, of such pefection."
Origin from Hellbent for Leather: One day, Sex with Batteries was walking back home from a field trip at school when she saw something on the ground. She picked it up and it was a Duracell with burn marks on one end. This confused her. Then out of nowhere, she heard a gunshot. It turned out to be a gay guy with a phobia of lesbians so he tried to shoot her with his gun, but this was no ordinary gun - it used batteries as ammunition. She hopped fences and jumped bushes, but alas, she fell. His final blow was a shot to the c**t - she liked it. It was from that day on that she vowed to always stick a battery in there when making lesbian lovings.
Sex with Batteries · Sat Feb 16, 2008 @ 05:25am · 0 Comments |