I love rum
Rum loves me
I drink then I have to pee
With a great big chug
And a belch from you and me!
Thats how ts gunna be!
Alls I wanted was some rum rum rum rum rum rum
(Rum) Rum is so tasty
And I really really really adore it
Now that its empty
I guess I'll have to get some more
Even though
We're completely out!
(Rum) Rum is so tasty
And I really really really adore it
Rum, rum, rum rum rum rum
I really adore it
Rum, rum, rum rum rum rum
I really adore it
Rum, rum, rum rum rum rum
I really adore it
Rum, rum, rum rum rum rum...
SOMEbody has offered me a bit of rum
I got addicted that very day
She was lookin' kinda umb sittin' there in that pub
Without a rum keg in front of her
Well, the rum starts comin and it don't stop comin
Drink all the rum and I hit the ground runnin
Did it make sense to live without rum
Your head gets drunk but your brain gets dumb
It take so much just to get drunk
So whats wrong with drinking a keg?
You'll never know if you don't drink
You'll never drink if you don't pay
Hey now, you're a rum-head, get your drink on, get drunk
Hey now, you're drunken, sit on the couch, throw-up!
All that glitters is rum
Only shootin stars get the rum...
My friends got an addiction
He loves it alot
He tells me everyday
He says "Man I know it aint healthy at all
But man I aint ever to quit."
He sits on his a** an drinks all of his rum
And when he runs out he makes me
Run to the store just get him some more
But crap I forgot my wallet!
I won't pay, I won't pay ya!
No waaay, nah nah just give me my damn rum
Says "No way, no way ya.
No waaay, nah nah just pay me up front.
Just give me your money."
I don't have any!
Nah nah just give me my damn rum
"No damn way, no damn way ya."
Nah nah just give me my damn ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUM!!!!!!
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