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Hi. My name is kalie, and I have the coolest sister.

Her dream avi is herself naked with five cocos. She is so damn hot. If we weren't related, i woul date her. Every night I dream of her. Yes, I am a lesbian.

So one day. I ate a rat. and it was just delicious. I want to tell you a story.

there was once a girl
her name was jeep.

her boyfriend was ford.
her son was a toyota.
her daughter was a honda.

then she broke up with jeep and married a mercedes because he was richer than jeep

but then mercedes died so she remarried to a mustang.

the end.