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Frederick's story...
Frederick used to live in the ocean....
He used to not have a horn growing out of his head.....
But worst of all..... HE USED TO NOT HAVE A NAME!!!!!
O NOEZ!! Some people might say, "How can u not have a name???"
well its true.... Frederick used to not have a name.
He was a wild animal and didn't need to have a name. Poor nameless Frederick, how could he have lived without a name, I have no idea..... But I do know how he got the horn on his head!
"Well he was born with it duh!" u might say but no, he wasn't. It was from a horrible skiing accident. Yes, he skied in the ocean, even though he's a whale. Oh, u didn't know he was a whale....well....umm......now u know sweatdrop . Anyways, the nameless Frederick was an amazing skier. All of his whale buddies (who are also nameless) adored his skiing techiniques and wished they could be just like him. In those days he looked normal, u know, he didn't have a horn. Well anyways, a young whale tried to be just like the nameless Frederick one day and followed nameless Frederick down the slope as fast as he could. For an unknown and mysterious reason, nameless Frederick suddenly stopped. The young whale that was following him couldn't stop in time and ran straight into nameless Frederick! They tumbled down the steep hill faster and faster and eventually they turned into a giant snowball. They tumbled all the way down the five mile slope and eventually came upon the skiing lounge, where guys who have been injured while skiing go to pick up hot chicks and where kids go to drink hot chocolate. There was, like, a hundred people inside. Then one kid screamed "OMG!!!! THERE"S A GIANT SNOWBALL COMING RIGHT FOR US!!!!!!" No one believed him because he said that every day. When he tried to tell everyone, he was ignored, so he ran out of the lounge just before the 10 story tall snowball crashed into the lounge. The lounge was completely destroyed and everyone in it died by being crushed by the snowball. As the snowball rolled to a stop, it cracked open and released both of its prisoners inside. The young whale was ok and he ran, well, swam away as fast as he could. But Poor nameless Frederick's tail was broken so he couldn't swim quite as fast. The kid who always cried "SNOWBALL!!" went to go get the skiing police when he saw the giant snowball rolling down the hill at an alarming rate. So the police showed up before nameless Frederick could get away. The police gave nameless Frederick a speeding ticket, because nameless Frederick was obviously going over the posted snowball speed limit of 30mph. Then nameless Frederick lifted his head and three things were sthicking out of it! Two skies (the ones u wear on ur feet) and a ski pole in the middle of his forehead! The police rushed nameless Frederick to the hospital ASAP and the doctors could only remove the two skies with slight brain damage. But if they tried to remove the pole it would kill nameless Frederick. So they left it in. Poor nameless Frederick couldn't pay the hospital bills (because he didn't have insurance) and the speeding ticket, so when his tail got better, he ran..err..swam away from where he lived (which is once again nameless). That's when I found nameless Frederick and gave him his name. But that is for another journal entry.
That was how Frederick got his horn.
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