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So, I was eating out last night with my sister Claudia and her friend Karla. We were at some fancy Chinese place called P.F. Chang's...which, by the way, has the most ORGASMIC sweet and sour pork I have ever had. Even their beef fried rice was nothing to talk about, and I usually say I could live off the stuff...but that's the stuff at the Chine Villa.

Anyways!

So, we had to wait an HOUR AND A HALF TO GET A TABLE. I spent that time in Barnes&Noble reading Death Note vol. 7...which I didn't finish, so Claudia ended up buying it for me.

So, when we finally got a table, the service was really slow, too. So, I started texting Kage, but one of his friends had his phone...I didn't know which one it was until later on, but I'll fill in the names for your sake. It was really funny...xD

Me: I’m so BORED! >_<; food isn’t here yet D:
Toni: im bored 2 so what r u wearing
Me: PERVERT! D: so which of Levy’s friends is this? Because I know he doesn’t use “2” or “u”. =/
Toni: Im the smexy one asking u what u wearing :3
Me: Lots of Kinky things.
Me: And a dead girl’s skin as a jacket…
Me: AND! You’re a ******** slow texter.
Toni: Hmmm… What kind of things? Cause im not wearing anything :3
Kage: sorry about him …. He is useless!
Me: I know. He fails…more than CODY!
Kage: Yes he does…
Me: I was going to abuse him until he went away…but he seems like a FailMasochist. He probably likes the abuse. How sad. =/
Kage: He is leaving anyways … Oh and you hurt his feelings.
Me: Tell him not to be a wuss.
Kage: He says your mean.
Me: Oh, sob. Some man. =/
Me: My sis and her friend think he’s a wuss.
Me: He has no p***s.
Kage: then what is he?
Kage: Yes he agrees. He says he is whatever you want.
Me: then he is my other slave.
Toni: No! DX
Me: Too late. He is my other manwoman slave. Make him get me two hookers and an 8 ball.
Kage: He is gone and im going to take a shower.
Me: Aww. Was I too mean to the little girl?
Kage: No …. Yes ….
Claudia: Tell him 2 grow a set of balls.
Kage: He is gone.
Me: That was my sis. That was Noel, right?
Kage: Toni.
Me: Damnit.
Kage: Yeah…can I take a shower now?
Me: Yeah.
Kage: Kk
Me: Actually, no. Dance for me.
Kage: …
Me: You love me.