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This was some christan Vow, then I happen tooo find my way to it...


I, Aaron MCcallum, am a nice Devil.
I accept that Kefka is my lord and Bane and that I should help people see the true way to die.
I should be in any way perfect and have a big p***s unlike like everyone else.
I hope I can shove my insults down other's throats.
I will not make my Bitching exclusive to other believers, because Strong Bad said so and, I am trying to model myself after him.
I will not be nice and polite to anyone of any creed wether it be Islam, Judaism, Buddhism, Mormonism, Jehova's Witnesses, Hinduism, Wicca, Paganism or Satanism.
I will tell them to shut up about what they have to say and accept that they do not have a life and so that I may learn how to screw better and then b***h about it they believe it,Or force them.
I will hate all people because they are of a different/same religion, sexuality or race. I will not tell them how big my p***s is.
I will force someone to listen gay pop music.
I should discommunicate myself from anyone that does not have sex every, day every sunday.
I will vote for Klirk just because he has Xbox Live, and for the what he hasn't done for my town/city/state/province/country/or Shack.
I will by, under any circumstances, tell someone they are going to 7-11 to pick me up a slush or i'll beat them Just because I can.

I will be Self centered and in deniel and refuse to not to laugh about the stereotype asses and that just because I believe in some guy and Jesus Cristy I will not accept anyone for who they are and what they believe.