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My Effin Cousin-April 2
O.M.F.S. I am like, seriously pissed right now evil . I am so mad at Bob right now that i'm coming back to American Canyon earlier than I thought! Here's what happened. I was still near Highway 81 crying over Bob and Pierre and Pierre jr. and Nazlie when Bob came out of nowhere with Ashton Kutcher and Ashton said "YOU JUST GOT PUNK'D!" I was like,"OMS! It's Ashton Kutcher!WTS?! I thought punk'd was only for celebrities! And Bob! I thought you were dead!" Ashton was like," Well, aren't you the Hollister seagull?" and I was like,"Why yes thank you fo-WAIT! If Bob is alive, who was the seagull that got ran over?"Bob said,"Oh yeah, that's my twin brother, Rob." I said," Why would you kill your brother just for a stupid prank?!" Bob said,"Well,he was gonna kill himself sooner or later...wait! Where is Pierre?!" I said,"Isn't he in on the prank also?" Bob replied, "no..." I was like,"Oh, then he and Rob are that sticky stuff smeared on the road that resembles strawberry jam." Ashton was like,"I think I should go now..." Bob was like, speechless.And he stayed that way for the rest of the day. sad
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