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The April Fool's Monster
An animated skeleton of a bird-like humanoid was driving a red pick-up truck, he was singing a song he made up himself called, "My Truck Alone"....he was also running over deer. The deer were being catapulted twenty feet into the air flipping half dead. This is the moment when he hit a bird-like humanoid wearing blue space armor.
"Kaboum! You idiot! Get back here, or else I'll--" the creature was cut off when Kaboum backed up and ran him over again.
Kaboum replied, " Did I hit something?" Then he drove off at top speed while reading a science magazine. He looks at his rear-view-mirror and saw what he hit. "Hi Revolvelist!" yells the excited sproken, which is what these two cratures are.
His stomach, that which wasn't really there, growls...it isn't there because he is a skelelton. "I am hungry. I wonder what Nuclear is doing." said Kaboum.
He drives through a forest, over a sapling, through a village, through tree huts, through a town, through the town hall, through a house, over a cliff, and stops infront of a castle.
Kaboum exits his truck and enters the castle by slamming the gates open. Just like how Revolvelist does it. Another sproken that was also a skelton was carefully mixing two chemicals together. Kaboum barges through the door, causing wood pieces to fly everywhere. He yells at the top of his lungs(which also are not really there), "Hi Nuclear!!!!" Nuclear dropped the chemicals and caused a large explosion.
Covered in black ash, Nuclear turns to Kaboum, but Kaboum spoke first. "Ha ha ha! the explosion said my name, but they spelt it wrong. My name is speled K-A-B-O-U-M, Kaboum. They spelled K-A-B-O-O-M, kaboom. Spoken the same, but spelled differently."
Nuclear looks at him, Kaboum stares back with a stupid look on his face, then Nulcear broke the scientist verses idiot staring contest and started working on his project once more. Kaboum runs around the room and stops to look at something. "ha ha ha...this guy is short, he is only 4ft 3 inches tall...hahaha...SHORTY!"
"Kaboum..." Nuclear said in disbelief, "that's you..."
"Ha ha ha, you're only two inches taller then me." Said the stupid one who is now eating the mirror.
Tired and annoyed of Kaboum, Nuclear grabs a bag full of sleeping powder and throws the entire bag's contents in Kaboum's face. He continues talking, "we could get to stay up al night, watch movies, and roast marshmellows and---" and Kaboum falls flat on his face and Nuclear continues his work.
Kaboum has been thrown out of dreamland many many many times, but he just keeps coming back. His dream was that he was a fly and was annoying everyone he saw. Then he had another dream, it was about him being a mix between himself and Godzilla. He was destroying buildings, breathing fire, and fighting other giant monsters.
Kaboum awoke from his unsual dream, Nuclear was long gone. He grew too tired of Kaboum and his dream, which was something about Godzilla and fighting giant monsters or something like that. He tried to throw him out, but Kaboum fought him off and was imitating Godzilla's roar everytime he kicked him off. So he decided to leave Kaboum in the room by himself. If he was paying attention, he would have tried to do something else. For an unsupervised Kaboum is the most dangerous kind of Kaboum.
He saw that the chemicals were still on the table. He darts faster than light to the table. "I... Dr. Louie Pasture...will now...mix these...chemicals...together...to make...uh....whatever I did to be famous." Kaboum pours all the chemicals together at once and made another chemical explosion. "Ha ha ha! You guys said my name wro---ooOOOO!!!" The chemical explosion that Kaboum made created a 15ft monster. It has dark skin, two rows of razor sharp teeth with drool pouring out of it's mouth, it has 3 eyes on the right side, five on the left, two eyes were red, one was purple, and the rest were black. And the left arm was and amorphous bulk, the right arm was the only skinny thing onn it's body, if fact, it was really skinny and had razor-ike claws, and has a tentacle sticking out of it's neck.
Kaboum runs off screen and comes back with a 15ft ladder. He climbs to the top of the ladder and measures their heights with his hand. "ha ha ha, you're short! I know! I know! I'll call you Chibi!"
Chibi knocks over Kaboum's ladder and flails his left arm which made a table fly into a wall shattering it to pieces. The monster plows through that same stone wall.
Kaboum looks around at the chaos which Chibi made in 3 seconds, 46 jiffies, and 10 milliseconds. Then he replied, "You look hungry!" The creature gave a deep, low growl and Kaboums came back with food. Kaboum sets the ladder back up, climbs it, and stuffs the food down Chibi's throat. Chibi chocked on a bag of skittles, staggered back, trips over a table, and fell through a stone wall. Then he plunged a three story drop, lands on Kaboum's truck, and crushed the rest of his delivery trucking business. Chibi gets up, and bounds off to the nearest village.
*gasp* Kaboum was stunned that his truck was smashed into heap of scrap metla. Kaboum then yells exactly what he was thinkin," Hey!...I thuoght that my truck was 'built strong to last long'!" He lowers his head in complete disappointment.
Nuclear runs into the room all too well knowing that explosions and an unattended Kaboum is immanent disaster. He came in just in time to hear what Kaboum said then replies (even though he knew it would be useless), " That was a thousand pund monster, Kaboum. It could smash any kind of vehicle. Now your abomination is heading to the village." He left Kaboum to think by himself, knowing it will take hours for him to get such a simple statement...and even longer to react to it.
2 hours, 46 minutes, and 32 second later, Kaboum almost got what Nuclear was saying. He walks to the fridge which he just noticed(surprisingly), opens the door saying, "I am thirsty!" He got a glass of poison and drank it in 2 big gulps. "Aaahhh...that hit the spot...Oh no! Chibi left me!" *falls to the floor* "Nnnnnoooo!!!!!" He then looks under the fridge,"Oooo! a pop-tart!!" he dashes to the pastry that only god knew how long it has been there. It was moldy, had hair on it, and other intresting, but very questionable stuff on it. He eates the pop-tart in 3 bites with his sharp beak that didn't even take 2 seconds and said with delight, " I wish I had poison to help wash this heavenly food down." he then looks on the floor in front of the fridge and says, "there is the poison I drank a little bit ago!" he then drinks the poison up off the floor.
"hear ye hear ye! The price of horse food rose a penny!" The villagers were complaining of such a high change in the price of horse food. "In other news, this village is being attacked by a monster, that is all for your monthly news." He then jumps on a horse and rides away.
The villagers looked arounf for monsters. Azrail of Gyulkus and the Undefeatable Dedunda were in the wrong palces at the wrong time.
Dedunda ran, even though he could easily win. He did not want to harm the innocnt yet ignorant villagers. Azrail on the other hand was from Gyulkus, and was not kind. Gyulkus, also known as the monster isles.
Kaboum enters the village with blinding speed. He searches up and down the
village passing the 15ft monster 27 times. "Fluffy---I mean Chibi! Fluffy is my 5 ft long, 6 inch in diameter earthworm! Chibi! Chibi! Chibi!" he thinks for 20 minutes.
Where is Fluffy anyways?" *looks at his stomach which isn't really there* "oh....okay!" Said Kaboum.
Chibi broke through a large hut-like building, and the villagers flew and scattered in every direction. Many villagers ran, but others stayed to protect their village.
Chibi looks down and notices another monster. It was Azrail of Gyulkus. Chibi stares at Azrail. Where Azrail is from, this means that you want to fight...but then again, just about every thing means that if you are from Gyulkus.
The Undefeatable dedunda comes to aid the villagers by killing the monster to prove his innocents. Then he realizes that thee monster that is fighitng the larger is from Gyulkus. He knew that monster from Gyulkus will fight along your side, but kill you after they help, or they will fight you and their true opponent at the same time. With this knowledge, he backed the villagers out of harms way.
20 minutes in the fight that was near him and nearly impossible to not notice,
Kaboum finally notices them when a rock that was about the size of a tennis ball hits him on the head. Kaboum turns around to and looks at Chibi and literally plows right through the crownd of villagers, sending them flying everywhere. He trips over a rock, eats the rock, and the Village Idiot got mad at him for taking his job.
Kaboum arrives just in time to see Azrail deliver the death blow to Chibi. Kaboum was shocked and would have been mentally destroyed if, one: Kaboum had a mind, and two: if he was not distracted by "really tasty" gum that was stuck on his foot.
The villagers cheered when Azrail killed Chibi. They thougt of DEdunda and Azrail as heros, and made a song up about them.
When the crowd thinned, Kaboum jumps on Chibi's chest chest crushing whatever life was left in him, out of him. he mourns for Chibi, but the he realized that a piece of candy was right by Chibi. "Oooo! Piece of candy!" Kaboum says with a delight.
Nuclear came and "disposed" of Chibi's body. What he really did with the body was that he gave it to the Advance Dukedom for gold and test subjects.
Far away in a distant galaxy, in the Adavanced Dukedom's Head Quarters, deep
in a dark labratory, the Dukedom soldiers and scientists were working hard to revive and revitalize Chibi. It is because of this, that Chibi survived and is now a
cybernectically reconstructed and cybernectically enhance bioform. The Dukedom gave Chibi many different weapons and equipment. This includes,but is not limated to, a mechanical eye, a plasma rocket launcher, and a plasma chainsaw just to name a few enhancements.
THE END....or....TO BE CONTINUED?......?
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