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Wow! Talk about a clueless guy!

Yar, so I went on this little quest thingy. What can I say? Guy's having troubles with girls. Thought I might be able to help. Unfortunately, instead of asking me for advice, he had me go ask two other guys and a freaking ROBOT! Meow???!

Well, I could have told him that the monacle was so not his style and the fish was just...ew! and that love poem couldn't even classify as poetry, but no. He thought it was a wonderful combination. Oh dear!

Then, I delivered the first letter to Sasha and she showed it to me. Well, I didn't care that the girl was royally pissed. I took one look at his photo and thought:
Oswald Cobblepot couldn't have made a better impression!

I mean, common! You take one look at the birdy little guy and you'll know right away that a monacle does nothing for sophystication. Then, add the fish and...ew! But it's so Oswald. He'd have LOVED it! All Liam needed to do was add a kwak or two in the middle of the non-poetry and the effect would have been complete.

Oh dear!

Sad thing is, Vanessa was actually intregued! >_<;


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