lol i read a book and i learned some important stuff....
1)the world dose not revolve around me. it's the whole stupid universe that revolves around me!
2)there's no "I" in team. but there's a "me".
3) love makes the world go round. but i'm pretty sure money has something to do with it too.
4)work hard and the world is ur oyster. yup u get a big, snotty oyster-scented world.
5)u can help any turn a frown upside down! just pull off their head and flip it over.
6) laughter is the best medicine.....so if u meet somebody with broken ribs, make sure to tickle them.
7) we must never, ever be mean to stupid people. if we are, they might go away.then who will we laught at??
cool learn the difference between right and wrong. u'll probably choose wrong, but u should at least know which is which.
9)when life gives u lemons....
....use themto squirt lemon juice into the eyes of ur enemies!!
10)anybody who says u only have yourself to blame....
.....is just not very good at blaming other people.
11)((story)) THE FABLE OF THE EXCELLENT BUNNY
once there was this excellently perfect bunny (like u). the bunny always did perfectly excellent things. one day the bunny met this chicken who was a huge jerk. and this chicken always did mean horrible things. the excellent bunny wanted to make friends with the jerk chicken. but as u know, there's no talking to jerks like that. so the bunny let his friend, mr. bear, eat the chicken. and then everything was great! ((MORAL??)) all problems can be solved by letting a bear eat them.
12) you can't have ur cake and eat it too. but u can have ur cake and eat someones else's cake too, and that's kind of better, anyway.
13)if u can't say something nice, dont say anything at all. unless it's about somebody who can hear u.
14)never be ashamed of ur mood swings. i mean, who doesn't love swings?
15) the voices in ur head are not real. but they still have some really great ideas.
16)and finally, always remember: u can choose ur friends, but u can't choose ur family.
but u can choose the insane asylum where u have them all put away.
OK PPL FOLLOW EVERYTHING I JUST TOLD U AND UR LIFE WILL BE OK!!!
 mcdadais · Mon Aug 08, 2005 @ 07:43pm · 5 Comments |
